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Read More: Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin TrudeauWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) In a move that has further imperiled relations between the US…
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Read More: Kristie Noem Kills Second PuppyIn a fit of rage, Kristi Noem, our United States Secretary of Homeland Security shoots…
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Read More: Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His HomeWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— Mike Johnson had no comment on Thursday after Donald J. Trump…
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Read More: Prince Andrew Announces He Will Move to America Where Government Protects PedophilesLONDON (The Borowitz Report)—On Friday Prince Andrew announced that he was moving to America, hailing…
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Read More: Over 400 of Elon Musk’s Children Attended No Kings RalliesWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In yet another indication of the heavy turnout for the No Kings…
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Read More: Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic CongresswomanWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “the nuclear option,” House Speaker Mike Johnson opted on Tuesday…
